The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will
replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und nach dem fünften Jahr, wir werden alle Englisch sprechen

Joder, pues no sé. Entiendo que elijan el inglés, no deja de ser el idioma "más internacional" Pero que lo dejen como está, eso del euro-inglés, y esas modificaciones... como que no me convencen, me parece un poco lío.

Esto va de cachondeo no?
At ze end is very dificult to understand

Hola Racing Fans. Soy Ingles y hablo un poco español y mi español es muy mal pero estoy aprendiendo. Buen suerte a Racing de Santander. Vi Racing Santander hace uno o dos años, ¿que dices 'when they played Port Vale FC in a pre season friendly at Vale Park England'?

This is a friendly match played against Port Vale in the summer of 2004. Port Vale 0 - Racing 0. This was the match that you saw?

Gracias, ¿como se dices en español?

'Cuando ellos jugaron contra el Port Vale FC en un partido amistoso de pretemporada en el Vale Park de Inglaterra'

Otra vez, muchas gracias.

Hello tubby,is the water cold?

Be careful with that fisherman...he wants to catch you!!!

Hello British,Racing of Santander is the Best team of the Spanish League .

No! The 1st Division en realidad el 3º División porque
en Inglaterra, tenemos la liga del primero, después, la liga siguiente abajo era la 1º división, pero se convirtió en el Cahmpionship, que significa que el 2º división se convirtió en la 1º división. I hope that you understand this,

... que si se entiende... y decian que el español era un idioma casi imposible de aprender